We'll close with another tickle fest. I'm glad Grey seems to have gotten over his moodiness. Cyan doesn't seem to be in the mood for a tickle, though. They definitely got their father, Weldon's, nose, huh? Next update, you'll witness two birthdays, a funeral, and I don't even know what else!
 

Cadet's first word: "Mommy!" 

Fittingly, cheating husband Weldon scares fellow cheater, Darren! 

Poor little Cadet doesn't get a good night's sleep, however, since Wisteria's crib is right next to his! 

Orchid is glad that Green loves babies so much; she can finally get a peaceful night's rest! 

Of course, Green spoils this baby, too! 

Wisteria (named after Darren's favorite flower, since he used to be a gardener) has pretty blue eyes and black wisps of hair, just like her brother did. Orchid proudly carries her to her home. 

She is so happy that Green told her about this magic place. Chloe had told him how it worked for her and doing some research on the land, she discovered it was the exact location of a buried temple to an ancient Sim Fertility Goddess! Orchid certainly feels like a goddess herself, holding up her little Wisteria, her flower in the desert. 

Before too long, Orchid finally gets to see her new little baby girl! 

Sure enough, the second she gets out of the cab at the address, which turns out to be in the middle of nowhere, she feels her labor start and it feels right this time! 

So, Orchid gets into the cab and hands the driver the address. 

Green realizes exactly what Orchid needs to do. He tells her, "This may sound weird, but drive to this location." He gives her a piece of paper with an address on it. "It will help, trust me." Darren is upset. He doesn't want Orchid to go and leave him in this wierdo house. 

Crystal goes to get Green, the baby expert. "I think something is wrong," Crystal tells him. "I had my babies much quicker than this." 

"Aaaaaaahhh, I'm in labor!!! Help!!!" Crystal is kicking herself for not going home earlier. 

Getting up from a nap, she runs into Cyrstal who is on her way to the kitchen. "Crystal! What are you still doing here? I think we're out of toaster pastrieeeeeeooowwwww!!!!!" 

Darren has gone upstairs to play with his son. He can't stay away from Cadet for very long! 

Meanwhile, Orchid is talking to Sky on the phone: "If I don't have this baby soon, I'm going to explode! I feel like I keep living out this last trimester over and over and over again--it's so strange!" 

To see her guy on the side, Darren! 

But we all know why she's really there! 

"Um, Crystal, what are you doing here so early in the morning?" Orchid asks. Crystal starts talking about how the Legaseas have the BEST toaster pastries! "Ohhhh . . . kaaay," Orchid replies. 

And it gets even better . . . Orchid is watching TV while her toddler hovers in the air. "Yeah, my son is levitating, but MTV Cribs is on!" 

This is my favorite--floating baby! The look on his face is perfect! He seems awfully concerned. 

Baby glitches! I don't know who left Cadet alone in the bathtub, but they are going to be in so much trouble . . .  

To celebrate, Orchid suggest they spend some time together. Of course, the fact that she read that woohoo can start labor has nothing to do with her suggestion! She IS awfully tired of being pregnant, though! 

Darren has become a Business Tycoon! Of course he sells "adult" products, but his business is quite successful, with all of the Romance sims in Strangeville!