Green talks with his son on the phone: "I might get you that rocket for your birthay, but your mom has to say yes." Darren and Orchid make out in the background. 

And here, Dug shares a strange glitch shot with Darren and Orchid. "Hey, I can see this guy's lungs from here!" 

Here, Darren meets a RL friend of mine who came home with the guys from work, Dug Challengers. 

Orchid groans at the bad joke, but is still happy to woohoo with Darren! She figures since she just had the baby not too long ago, they shouldn't need protection. 

Darren, figuring Orchid is a politician and would be amused, makes a crude joke about gavels and banging . . .  

"Um, I hope you don't expect me to do THAT," Grey says to Ice and laughs. 

A tickle fest! 

Wow, look at those big blue eyes! 

Feeding little Cadet. Finally, a baby in the Legasea house! It's been a while! 

Chloe congratulates Orchid on her baby. "I couldn't have done it without you!" Orchid tells her. Ice keeps on reading. 

"Okay, I'll go back to my book, then. Penguins are fascinating . . . " Orchid looks at her baby, a boy with his dad's (and her father Daryl's) blue eyes, and her black hair. She decides he looks like a "Cadet". 

"Hey, the baby's born already," Ice says, looking up from his book. "Yeah, with no help from you!" Orchid laughs. 

Luckily, Chloe happened to be there visiting Green, so she was more practical help than Ice, who started flipping through his science book, but couldn't find anything on pregnancy: "Penguins, Posies, Pungent, nope, nothing in here on Pregnancy. Let me try another book . . . " 

"Aaaahhh! The baby's coming! I hope you're reading a book on child birthing, Ice!" 

"Um, Ice, I feel kind of funny . . . " 

. . . but THREE times! Luckily, he's a Knowledge sim, so he got lots of aspiration points that night! (As did Orchid.) 

. . . and not just twice . . .  

For some reason, Violet was on a rampage that night, also scaring her son Cyan, not once . . .  

However, Orchid's dead Grandma Violet almost does the job for him one night! Luckily Orchid just peed herself and nothing worse happened. She was in the bathroom in her undies already, so that worked out okay. (I think this is my best ghost shot ever!) 

Even Darren has to admit that Orchid looks beautiful with the glow of pregnancy. He realizes he couldn't really go though with his potion idea and tries to figure out how to handle having a disgusting, smelly kid around all of the time.